Threats

These are the ways Hannah threatened us today (after she got in trouble):

1. You're not my best friend anymore!  (No, we're your parents.)
2. You're not invited to my party! (Um, what party?)
3. Only girls are allowed at my party! (towards Dad .. again, what party?)
4. You're not going to get a goodie bag!  (... who's buying this goodie bag?)

I guess this is what takes place at school.  Doesn't quite work well at home.